The Wedding Dress Conundrum

January 18, 2010

The traditional wedding dress is gorgeous and probably the most flattering for my shape. As a little girl, I’ve always dreamed of a full skirt, lots of tulle and a long train. I would’ve given up all my toys and even a toe to be a princess in a big dress. For what are the use of toes when you have a big skirt? Balance is not a significant factor as long as you have the big and little toe. The ones in between are just filler.

Judging by my snowboarding skillz — I may as well be the toeless wonder.

Anyhow, I was a child who dreamt of being a princess. The child must not have thought it through because the princess cannot pee. The giant skirt is in the way. Tulle might be awfully fluffy, but I have doubts about its power of absorption.

Ah, but there is a solution. The same stroke of genius came to me the weeks preceding the Bar Exam.

source

Beats forcing your bridesmaids to hoist your skirt.

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2 Responses to “The Wedding Dress Conundrum”

  1. Jessica Says:

    hahaha, ewww!


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